The other day I saw a news story about something called Bound 3, a spoof on Kanye West's Bound 2 music video. Bound 3 features James Franco and Seth Rogen acting out the parts of Kanye and his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian. The video had me in stitches. What cracked me up most, what was seriously hilarious, were the lyrics coming out of Franco's mouth.
He talks about how he is tired and the girl in the song must be tired as well because apparently they've been hurt in love, etc. At one point Franco sings: "I'm tired, you're tired...Jesus wept." And then puts his arms out to the sides as if he is on a cross. I laughed so hard that I almost peed my pants.
I decided to check out West's original video to see which parts Franco and Rogen had grossly exaggerated. To my complete and utter shock, the answer was: none. Every body movement was the same and the lyrics were the same. I started Googling "lyrics Bound 2" because I was sure that something must be wrong with my computer. Maybe Kanye's video was up but Franco's singing was in the background?
No, those were the real lyrics. At one point, West actually says, "I want to f--- you on the sink and then give you something to drink." Also, for no apparent reason other than maybe needing a rhyme, he says, while rubbing his head "Got a fresh cut straight out the salon b----." If you don't believe me, Google the lyrics for yourself. Also....Here's a side-by-side version of the two videos.
I honestly, sincerely could not believe how Kanye West could take himself seriously. Then, I theorized that maybe reporters act captivated when he talks and so he believes that he is some sort of genius, a prophet, Shakespeare no less. In case you don't want to follow those links, all of these are things he's said about himself. Then, I thought that maybe he is surrounded by assistants and handlers who are impressed with his money and good looks and he reads that as them being in awe of his "theories."
That's the conclusion I came to. Ultimately, I didn't care, I had some really good laughs that night. He won't be the first or the last person to be polluted by celebrity. I didn't think anymore about it, until I read "In Defense of Kanye West," an article by Rawiya Kameir.
I think one of the people who commented put it best when they said that calling every criticism of a black male "racist" dilutes the term. I am a black woman who makes a living writing and speaking about issues of race, class, and privilege. This is my wheelhouse and Kameir, you got it wrong. Your heart is in the right place, but with this article you are hurting the movement, hindering progress, giving people an excuse to keep the phrase "playing the race card" in our vernacular.
Being racially sensitive is not about giving blacks a pass to act idiotically. The bar of logic, sanity, art, genius, or anything else doesn't get lowered for us because our ancestors were slaves. Being able to take criticism and respond to it point-by-point is what it means to be grown up. It's what it means to be in the arena, to be a businessman, to be equal. That's what we wanted, right, equality?
It's okay if some people think West is a genius. They can love his music. They can even believe that he is a radical, a visionary. Historically, when someone has gone way outside of the box there have always been those, and will always be those, who laugh at them, ridicule them, call them crazy. So, if you believe that Kanye West is some sort of musical messiah, go for it, but don't call me a racist for thinking he is nothing more than comic relief.
Kameir, if you need a Kanye-related soap box to stand on, why don't you theorize about the reasons why Bound 2 uses the phrase "b----" four times. As a woman, that is something I do have a problem with.
